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What Engineering taught me?
What Engineering taught me?
1.
I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
2.
I used 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+X
3.
I learnt to say three very imp words
for life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir
* I'll Just Do That sir
5.
When I really wanted to study, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up late
* Sleep late
* Continue to continue to watch series/
play games
6.
I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For the Weekend
7.
I learnt to give reasons to family
frnds and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8.
I learnt to celebrate these things far
away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* Diwali
* Holi
9.
In last 4 years, People say:-
* You made friends for a lifetime..
* You lived a life which was out of the
world...
* You Enjoyed...
10.
But when I compare me with my
self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... =)
1.
I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
2.
I used 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+X
3.
I learnt to say three very imp words
for life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir
* I'll Just Do That sir
5.
When I really wanted to study, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up late
* Sleep late
* Continue to continue to watch series/
play games
6.
I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For the Weekend
7.
I learnt to give reasons to family
frnds and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8.
I learnt to celebrate these things far
away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* Diwali
* Holi
9.
In last 4 years, People say:-
* You made friends for a lifetime..
* You lived a life which was out of the
world...
* You Enjoyed...
10.
But when I compare me with my
self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... =)
Proper attitude in the office.. !

Boss is not there
Boss is calling
In a meeting
Training
Tea break
Before noon on weekend
Ready for getting off work
Tomorrow is a holiday
Got today's target from boss
Tough target
Find impossible to meet boss's requirement
OT for 2hrs
OT for a whole night
Being notified to OT on weekends 
Meet with 'Sorry-I-Don't-Know' clients
Made mistakes in work 
Little achievement
Frustrating things happens 
Finance person doesn't give the money:

Being advised NO BONUS this year
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